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Thursday, September 30th, 2004
10:36 pm
[hamadryad]
I wonder if Kerry will bring up his record at the 2004 Olympic Games in Athens?

He was only there a few hours but he won six medals.
Kerry Fan: He pronounced Nuclear wrong HAHA!

Bush Fan: Kerry's is on Orange Alert OMG LOL!!!!
[person a]: I personally will pay Mr. John Forbes Kerry the sum of $150 if he will just once, in tonight's presidential debate, use the word, "lockbox."

Sworn on this day, September 30th, in the year of our Lord, 2004,

[person b]: And I'll throw in $200 for use of the word "gridlock."

[person c]: I'll throw $50 to President Bush for "liberal pussy"
Before everyone starts flaming here's a picture of a cute kitty.
2004-09-30 09:00:03 PM President John Kerry

MUST... GET OFF... FARK...

MUST... GO... DEBATE...
Why do I feel like I'm watching presidential jeopardy? "I'll take foreign policy for $200 Alex"

Debate? There's a debate? All I see are two mouthy biatches that refuse to speak to each other.
8:59 pm
[hamadryad]
Some things I have read today which were so funny (to me) they made me wanna....well, you know.

He outsources his driving, so technically his chauffeur drives a thimble.

Re: Hmmmm, maybe
(Anonymous)
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Re: Hmmmm, maybe
(Anonymous)
Hey now. The FFMWNGL (pronounced "fuffemwingull") is the group that sits around in the woods, talk about enlightening stuff like how to win at checkers and what cheeses taste best, and then close things up with a circle-jerk.

What YOU'RE talking about is The Foundation For Bitter Men Who Never Get Laid (FFBMWNGL, pronounced "Carrot Top").

This.

I like the hamper, but for some reason it's got "LAUNDRY" embroidered across the front of it. The fuck else am I going to put in there? 300 guinea pigs and a bag of coffee beans?
Wednesday, September 29th, 2004
5:31 pm
[hamadryad]
Foist Post.
I created this community specifically because I saw a picture which requires reposting, but is of a kitty too old for baaaaabyanimals.
This picture is so cute it makes me want to smack my gramma.Collapse )

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